091229 SBS GAYO DAEJUN LIVE BLOG

::EDIT:: I’ve added in links to performances. I’ve bolded the first line of each spazzing “segment” and have linked it to the performance it’s related it :)

::EDIT 2:: SBS has decided to make my life difficult and remove all the videos from Youtube, so now none of my links work ;___; I found this channel here which has all the videos in HQ, you just need to scroll down :) OR you can type in “SBS Gayo” in the search box :)

It’s the first time I’m doing a live blog. How exciting :D

I’m going to be updating this post every minute. Just bear in mind that this post is going to be EXTREMELY incoherent and will probably not make much sense :) That is all.

I’m using Tvants to stream it. You can download TvAnts here. After you’ve downloaded it, install it (duh) and type “korea” into the search box. SBS should be first. Click on it and the video will appear :D

LET THE SPAZZING BEGIN

• It hasn’t started yet…the show playing now is about some guy cleaning windows or something. Idk, he’s in a harness and cleaning the windows of tall buildings. Good for him.
• Forgot to say: please COMMENT if you’re reading this. It’d be nice to know that I’m not alone LOL
• Ten more minutes………now it’s showing a family. Some guy’s chopping up pork. I think he’s trying to make mince……
• Random guy just made a cake with a tiger face on it. I wonder if he made it out of the mince he was preparing before. Ew, mince cake :/
• Now they’re showing one of those trucks that paints the stripes on the road. I’ve always wondered how they did that. THIS IS SO EDUCATIONAL, GUYS.
• OMG IS THAT LADY MAKING SHOELIFTS??? LOOOOL. I BET SHE’S EUNHYUK’S FAVOURITE PERSON XDDD
• Oh wait, she’s making the paper wads people stick in shoes to make them look nice. Never mind. Her fingers work really fast.
• A man is making noise with CANS. GOOD FOR HIM. PLEASE SHOW THE GAYO DAEJUN NOW, KTHX.
• 10 MORE MINUTES. FLY, TIME, FLYYYYYYYYYY.
• OMG THE SHOW IS FINALLY OVER. THANK YOU, TV PERSON.
• I forgot how awesome asian commercials were.
• “smart guys like smart toys” ROFL. Oh Samsung, you are so cool.
• OMG I SEE THE 2PM CORBY COMMERCIAL. OMG. 2PM. 2PM. 2PM.
• OMG THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IS TOO LONG. TOOOOOO LOOOONNNNNGGGGGGG.
• LOL. THE FOUR MINUTE EGG AD. WHUT.
• OMG GUYS. IT’S STARTING. IT’S STARTIINNNNGGGGG.
• WHY ARE THERE STILL COMMERCIALS ON.
• OMG THE STAGE IS PRETTY AND SHINY. I SEE HEECHUL, PARK SHIN HYE AND JUNG YONGHWA.
• PSH IS WEARING A PRINCESS DRESS. IT’S SO PWETTY. THEY ALL LOOK REALLY GOOD. I WISH THIS WAS SUBBED.
• JUNG YONGHWA JUST SAID HIS NAME. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
• HEECHUL JUST SAID SOMETHING TO DO WITH MINAM. OMG. HEECHUL PLEASE GUEST STAR IN YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL 2 IF THEY MAKE ONE. IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE MORE COMPLETE.
• GD HAS A MOHAWK. WHYYYYYYY. WWWHHHYYYYY GD, WHYYYYYYYYYY ;_________;
• JUNG YONGHWA IS SO CUTE. HIS TEETH, OMG.
• 4Minute is performing Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl”
• Now they’re performing one of their own songs. I don’t know what it is cos I don’t follow them ^^;;;; Their outfits are really shiny~~
• Ok, now they’re performing Hot Issue. I know that song :)
• The girl at the front looks like she needs pants.
• T-Ara’s performing Bo Peep now. Aww they’re wearing furry little cat ears :3 Their live singing needs more work. But the performance is cute :)
• NOW IT’S F(X) WITH SHINDONG. HI SHINDONG.
• Awwww Amber looks like she borrowed Khun’s Corby pink pants XD
• KEY IS DANCING ALONG TO “CHU~” AWWW. HI, KEY. YOU ARE SO CUTE.
• THEY USED A WAND AND A CURTAIN AND DONGHAE APPEARED. I’M GONNA GO TRY THAT IN MY ROOM AFTER I FINISH WATCHING THIS. WHO KNEW IT WAS SO EASY TO GET SUJU BOYS TO APPEAR.
• YAY FINALLY SOME BOYS. HELLO BEAST AND MBLAQ. OMG THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
• LOL THEY’RE “FIGHTING” WITH EACH OTHER. THAT’S SO CUTE. USE THOSE NINJA ASSASSIN MOVES, JOON.
• BEAST ARE IN WHITE AND MBLAQ ARE IN BLACK. THEY WERE SHOWING EACH OTHER THAT THEY CAN DO FLIPS IN MIDAIR. SO TALENTED.
• OMG JOON JUST RIPPED HIS SINGLET. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
• Beast is performing Mystery. THEY SOUND REALLY GOOD.
• YOU TELL ME TELL ME WHY, YOU SHOW ME SHOW ME WHY
• MBLAQ’S PERFORMING “OH YEAH”. THEY GOT CHANGED SO FAST
• OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH YEAH YEAH~~~~~
• The MCs got changed. JUNG YONGHWA IS LOOKING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.
• THEY’RE INTERVIEWING TAEYANG. HE SAID SOMETHING. NOW THEY’RE INTERVIEWING GD AND HIS MOHAWK. HE LOOKS SO SERIOUS D;
• OMG YONGHWA IS INTERVIEWING 2PM. I THINK I’M IN LOVE.
• PSH IS INTERVIEWING SUPER JUNIOR. SIWON HAS OILY HAIR. THEY ARE IN WHITE SUITS. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
• TEUKIE AND HYUK ARE PULLING FUNNY FACES BEHIND PSH XD
• Davichi’s on now, They just sang 2AM’s “A friend’s confession”
• OMG IT’S 2AM. HI KWON HI KWON HI KWON HI KWON. I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE COMING.
• OMG DAVICHI AND 2AM ARE SINGING TOGETHER. THEY SOUND SO GOOD TOGETHER. I NEED AN MP3 OF THIS. OMGOMGOMG EARGASM.
• BTW, KWON LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
• OMG IS THAT SEULONG??? OMG HE LOOKS SO HOT. OMG. HELLO NEW HAIR. GOODBYE OLD HAIR. IT LOOKS SO GOOD ON HIM. OMG.
• DAVICHI AND 2AM ARE PERFORMING THEIR HITS TOGETHER. OMG. THEY SOUND AMAZING TOGETHER. PLEASE DUET MORE IN THE FUTURE. THEY SOUND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD.
• IT’S THE GIRLS DANCE STAGE.
• THEY’RE DOING RING DING DONG. IT SOUNDS SO STRANGE SUNG BY GIRLS.
• CL’S DOING GD’S HEARTBREAKER. WORK IT, GIRL. LOL SHE LOOKS LIKE ASIAN LADY GAGA.
• Just spotted GaIn in the audience. She looks gorgeous <3
• SNSD and f(x) are dancing to SJ’s Sorry Sorry. Lol it looks like they’re wearing ice skates XD
• AFTER SCHOOL WITH 2PM’S HEARTBEAT. OMG. THANK YOU SBS. I LOVE AFTERPM. OTP!!!!! GAHEEEEEEEE <33333333333333333
• Uee looks really pretty in her suit.
• Ooooo HI, NICOLE.
• I love this female versioin of Heart Beat. It sounds really nice! THEY’RE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB WITH IT. 2PM MUST BE PROUD.
• MC break. They’re in the same outfits as before~
• YONGHWA ATTEMPTED SORRY SORRY. LOL. BB YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS.
• BOYS DANCE STAGE. YUS. OMG. I LOVE THIS SHOW.
• 2PM singing “5 Steps” AWWW ENGRISH :333
• CHANSUNG IS SINGING. YAY FOR MAKNAE. AWW KHUN IS SINGING TOO.
• JUNSU SOUNDS AMAZING. THIS SONG IS MISSING JAY.
• JUNSU LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
• OMG I SEE JONGHYUN.
• SHINee with Juliet Acoustic Ver.
• LOL @ COFFEE DRINKING KEY
• OMG TAEMIN IS SLEEPING
• ONEW IS BUYING CLOTHES.
• RDD remix
• MCs are saying something. I think the 2PM parody is about to start??????!!!!!!!!!!
• 2NE1 parody. What’s this about O_O?
• Oh wait, they’re performing Fire XD
• Awww they look adorable in school uniform!
• Park Bom with “You and I”. OH, TAEYANG’S THERE. HELLO TAEYANG.
• I’m hungry. I’m gonna go get a snack.
• Park Bom and Taeyang sound really good together :DDDDD!
• Why does Taeyang sound like he’s the only one singing live XDD;;;
• CL AND GD WITH “THE LEADERS” :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
• OH GD, THE PERFORMANCE WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF YOU HAD NORMAL HAIR. BUT WHATEVER. I’VE MISSED YOU BB. CL looks really hot.
• GEE DEE GEE DEE BABY BABY BABY
• CL and GD have amazing stage presence.
• GD, Taeyang and 2NE1 with “Let’s Go Party”
• OMG IT’S 2PM’S YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL PARODY
• OMG
• OMG
• OMG
• NICHKHUN’S READING A NEWSPAPER
• THERE’S A CUTE DOG
• I THINK IT’S GD’S DOG
• LOL THE FAKE PRESIDENT AHN IS COOL
• LOOOOOOOOL WOOYOUNG IS MINAM. I WAS RIGHT. I AM SO GOOD.
• KHUN IS TAEKYUNG??? WHUT. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
• STILL LOLING AT KHUN BEING CASTED AS TAEKYUNG.
• LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
• WOOYOUNG’S CHEEKS.
• OMG NARSHA’S IN THIS PARODY TOO? SHE’S THE STYLIST NOONA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
• NARSHA’S DRESSING WOOYOUNG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
• LOL WOOYOUNG’S NAKED AND “OH YEAH” IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. THAT SONG’S PLAYING IN MY HEAD TOO XDDDDD
• OMG CHANSUNG SLIPPED ON A TOWEL. IS HE “TOWEL-BOY”??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
• KHUN’S DOING TAEKYUNG’S POUT XD. OH KHUN.
• LMAO WOOYOUNG’S SCRUBBING A TINY STATUE
• LMAO JUNHO AND WOOYOUNG KISSED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. I’M SO CONFUSED.
• KARA’S GYURI IS HERE NOW. I THINK SHE’S UEE’S CHARACTER? SHE’S TRYING TO SEDUCE KHUN. KHUN DOES NOT LOOK IMPRESSED XD
• TAEC IS TAKING HIS TOP OFF. NOW HE’S LIFTING WEIGHTS.
• LMAO KHUN HAS A GIANT PLUSHIE IN HIS ROOM.
• WOOYOUNG FELL ON SLEEPING-KHUN. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
• LOL T-ARA ARE THE A.N.JELL FANGIRLS.
• KHUNYOUNG HUGGED. I DIDN’T KNOW KHUN WAS SO TALL.
• LMAO JUNSU WAS SPYING ON KHUNYOUNG WHILE DRINKING COFFEE FROM A FLOWER MUG. AND HIS COFFEE WAS TOO HOT SO HE SPAT IT OUT. LOL.
• LMAO KHUN JUST MOLESTED WOOYOUNG AND REALISED HE’S A GUY XDDD
• WOOYOUNG IS MAD XD THE END. WHERE WAS PIGRABBIT?
• MC break
• Michael Jackson Tribute – SJ, MBLAQ, 2PM, BEAST. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS.
• THRILLER! THEY ALL LOOK REALLY, REALLY GOOD. LOL 2PM ARE THE ZOMBIES XDD HOW APPROPRIATE.
• OMG LEE SEUNGGI’S DANCING TO SMOOTH CRIMINAL. SEUNGGIIIII. HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN A SUIIIIT.
• MBLAQ AND BEAST ARE DOING DANGEROUS. JOON. YOU LOOK SO GOOD. I’M SO DOWNLOADING THIS WHOLE SHOW IN HQ WHEN IT COMES OUT. The boys did a great job with the dance :D!
• SUJU WITH BILLIE JEAN!!
• OMG IS THAT KYUHYUN???? HE NEVER DOES THESE DANCE THINGS.
• OMG HYUK DID THE MOONWALK.
• K, now they’ve all come out for Beat It. THEY ALL LOOK SO CUTE AND HAPPY.
• I wish Taemin got to take part in this :( He would’ve loved it <3
• Mc break. I’m pretty sure I just heard Heechul say “Heesica”. WILL WE BE SEEING HER/HIM??
• JYP’s No Love No More.
• I love JYP’s artists, and JYP’s an awesome boss, but he’s boring me so I’m gonna go get some pistachios to eat :3
• Commercial break~
• This commercial break is ridiculously long. Seriously.
• Omg this commercial break is like, 15 minutes long.
• THE MC’S ARE ALL IN WHITE. AND THEY’RE ALL REALLY FLUFFY XD PSH is so pretty *O*
• 2PM and SNSD special stage now. 2PM LOOK LIKE HOT WAITERS.
• SNSD are in leather pants again :/
• Wooyoung and Yuri are dancing together. They’re both doing a really good job.
• Oooo now he’s dancing with Taeyeon.
• Khun’s dancing with Seohyun (I think it’s her? It’s too blurry)
• Lol the dance was good, but it didn’t ooze a sexy vibe of any sort :P
• Son Dambi now. She looks like a human disco ball. If there is such a thing.
• AFTER SCHOOL :DDD GAHEE’S PLAYING PIANO <333333333
• WHO IS THAT FREAKY FANBOY SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND. HE IS WEIRD.
• GAHEE’S SO HOT. I BET, SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, YOOCHUN IS WATCHING THIS AND HATING HIMSELF XD
• ONEW IS SINGING ALONG <3
• K.Will with Stevie Wonder’s “For Your Love”
• Jonghyun’s singing N*Sync’s “Gone”
• JUNSU JUST POPPED UP FROM HIS SEAT IN THE AUDIENCE AND STARTED SINGING NELLY’S BUMP ‘N GRIND
• SO MUCH ENGRISH. I’M SO HAPPY.
• Kim Taewoo now
• JONGHYUN, K.WILL, JUNSU AND TAEWOO ARE SINGING TOGETHER. THIS IS SO GREAT.
• AWWWW TAEWOO LOVES JUNSU. I LOVE JUNSU, TOO. HI JUNSU, I LOVE YOU.
• LMAO K.WILL, JONGHYUN AND JUNSU LOOK SO SHORT NEXT TO TAEWOO XD
• Mc break. JONGHWA CHANGED HIS HAIR. HELLO NEW HAIR. LMAO HEECHUL STILL HAS THE FEATHERS IN HIS HAIR XD
• Lee Seunggi’s special stage with PSH
• AWWW THEY GOT MARRIED.
• Lee Seunggi sounds good *_______* AND HE LOOKS ADORABLE.
• SEUNG GI AND PSH ARE DANCING TOGETHER. THEY MAKE A HOT COUPLE. Not as hot as PSH and JGS, but pretty close.
• AWWW HE GAVE HER FLOWERS :3333
• OMG 2AM, 2PM AND BEAST PERFORMING BEG’S “SIGN”. IT’S LIKE DIRTY EYED GIRLS ALL OVER AGAIN. THIS IS A JOYOUS OCCASION. I LOVE THE WORLD. JO KWON IS FABULOUS.
• I LOVE HOW CHANSUNG GETS TO SING.
• LMAO OMG KWON. I LOVE YOU. DON’T EVER CHANGE.
• SHINee, MBLAQ and Super Junior with 4Minute’s “Muzik”. SHINDONG LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL FROM LITTLE BRITAIN XDDDD
• LOL JOON. I LOVE YOU.
• LMAO KEY. OMG. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING. IS THAT PINK FRINGE??? LOLOLOLOL YOU DIVA.
• 2PM+Beast performing “Mr”. Lmao I wrote “Mir” the first time XD
• OMG WOOYOUNG’S “WW” SHIRT AND KHUN’S “KK” SHIRT XDDD
• IT’S LIKE ONE BIG PARTY.
• Super Junior and SHINee with GEE!
• LMAO TAEMIN’S WIG XDDDDD
• OMG IT’S HEESICA. LOL.
• OMG
• OMG
• I LOVE THIS
• TAEMIN’S WIG REMINDS ME OF A BANSHEE.
• SUNGMIN IS SO PRETTY.
• LOL MINHO. THEY GOT TO YOU TOO XDDDD
• OMG TEUK. YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL FROM THE ’50S XD
• LMAO HEECHUL’S “I SAY HEE, YOU SAY SICA” XDDDD OMG.
• 2PM’S DOING BO PEEP NOW. WITH THE TAILS AND CLAWS AND EVERYTHING.
• OMG THEIR SHIRTS. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY’RE AT A SLEEPOVER.
• LMAO EVERYONE’S WEARING EARS BUT WOOYOUNG JUST TIED HIS HAIR INTO LITTLE PIGTAILS XDDDD
• Lee Seung Gi is MC-ing instead of PSH right now.
• I like SNSD’s blazers :D
• Ooooo Kara got a special cartoon :) I love anime; I just finished Vampire Knight *__* (KONAME <3) Ok I’m getting off topic
• Kara’s performing Honey~ And they’re all dressed as DOLLS :3
• AWW THEY LOOK REALLY CUTE :3
• BEG with Sign Remix Ver.
• They look so hot with their ~goth~ outfits. Lol I’m reminded of Vampire Knight again XDDDD
• I SEE DONGHAE AND MINHO DANCING IN THE AUDIENCE. HEEHEE
• OMG 2AM ARE HERE AND KWON IS DANCING WITH GAIN. DID HE JUST LIFT HER UP AND SPIN HER AROUND??? D’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
• MC Break. PSH is back :)
• 2PM IS DOING AGAIN AND AGAIN. CAN JAY PLEASE JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND HIS TREE NOW?! I MISS LEADER.
• OMG THEY’RE PERFORMING “TIRED OF WAITING” NOW. I LOVE THIS SONG. LOL WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THEY JUST CAME OFF THE SET OF GREASE XDDDD
• Awwww Wooyoung sang Jay’s lines :3 Leader would be so proud :)
• Video break. I’m not sure what this is. Someone’s walking through a corridor and seeing 2PM boys dead? This is really weird XD
• Ok, this dead 2PM business is freaking me out. It’s nearly 3am here and I’m the only one awake. I DON’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.
• OMG THEY ALL JUST OPENED THEIR EYES AND TURNED INTO ZOMBIES ;__________________________;
• HEARTBEAT SPECIAL ENDING VER. ? WHAT’S THAT? /Concentrates
• LMAO KIM TAEWOO DANCING ALONG XD
• THEY ALL TURNED WEIRD AND STARTED ATTACKING EACH OTHER AT THE END. I DIDN’T GET IT. BUT KHUN DID A FLIP AND IT WAS COOL.
• MC Break
• GD’s performing Heart Breaker with a wig and weird pants :/ HE LOOKS SO ODD D;
• Gossip Man now
• Taeyang’s Only Look At Me now
• Wedding Dress
• AWWW BABY GD AND BABY TAEYANG.
• Real GD and Taeyang are performing Lies now.
• Now it’s Korean Dream. GD’s hair distracts me from the performance :/
• YONGHWA TALKED TO TAEC. :DDDDDDDD. HAPPY ME
• Gee Pajamas Remixed Version? And here’s my cue to go sleep XD

:EDIT: PERFORMANCE I MISSED: SNSD’s Genie || SJ’s Flash Mob || Sorry Sorry Remix || It’s You ||Sorry Sorry feat. SNSD

Ok I’m so tired, I think I’m gonna go sleep for real now ._. (it’s 3am and this has been on for 3 hours already =.=). I see complaints about this being a “2pm concert” (yes Candychu, that’s you I’m glaring at) but I love 2pm so I loved all the screentime they got XD The disappointment of the night for me was the SNSD+2PM special stage. Cos um, it was so short and boring D; Maybe they’ll do a proper special stage after I stop watching, we’ll see :) I was really looking forward to it. In conclusion, I loved the show; soooo much better than the award ceremonies LOL

Thank you to everyone who’s read everything up to here. This  post is so incoherent and probably has 2938462978346 mistakes, so thanks for reading all this :) Will reply to all comments tomorrow~

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