For all streaming links/explanations for why I’m doing this, check out the ep.1 post here.
Note: the following captions may not make sense; I strongly recommend you to watch the drama before reading this post. Oh, and PLEASE DO NOT HOTLINK, THANKS.
Like all of us, Sunako also uses an alarm clock to wake her up. An alarm clock she keeps in the coffin she sleeps in O_O
Today’s morning exercise: PRACTICE LOOKING AT SHINY THINGS
BUT SHE IS INTERRUPTED BY KAME AND HIS SHINY HEAD :O
“HELLO BOYS, I’m coming to JAPAN soon to see ladylike you’ve made my niece Sunako”
Random cap of Uchi eating because he is cute.
Sunako spends some alone time with Uchi in the kitchen…
CRAZY FANGIRL IS JEALOUS >[
CRAZY FANGIRL HAS A LIFE SIZED KAME CUSHION IN HER ROOM. LOL omg that cushion is so awesome XDD DON’T GET ANY WEIRD IDEAS, GUYS.
Turns out crazy fangirl has a CLUB. THERE ARE MORE OF THEM IN THE WORLD. And Sunako’s just angered all of them by spending time with their boys. Dun dun DDDUUUUUNNNNN.
Sunako goes grocery shopping :D She looks just like Little Red Riding Hood. Except, you know, she’s wearing a black cloak…and she’d probably scare away any wolf that wants to eat her.
CRAZY FANGIRLS ARE LOOKING FOR THINGS IN THE FOREST (while wearing helmets, wth)
SUNAKO HAS GROCERIES. WOOOOOOOOOOO :DDD
Suspicious crazy fangirl hands Sunako a bag of mushrooms. “It’s a complimentary gift you get when you buy groceries….”.
“Awwww, look at her hiding under her little hood. She’s just like ME :D AND, I GOT FREE MUSHROOMS :DDD”
So Sunako goes home and cooks the mushrooms on her little grill. Those mushrooms look like bones O_O
Crazy fangirls spy on Sunako using their high-tech binoculars from the last DBSK concert they went to. (REMEMBER THOSE BLACK AND PURPLE TOHOSHINKI BINOCULARS???)
But before Sunako got a chance to eat her mushrooms, Kame drags her away to make her help him shape his eyebrows.
“She didn’t eat the mushrooms AND she gets to shape Kame’s dainty eyebrows? LIFE IS SO UNFAIR ;_;”
“So like, I just draped a piece of roadkill across my shoulders and I’ll be at the house in 1 minute”
Random cap of cuteness
Crazy fangirls are persistent.
“TEEHEE. HELLO THERE LITTLE MUSHROOM”
“NO TIME FOR POISONOUS-MUSHROOM CONSUMING. AUNTY WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE NOW. YOU MUST HIDE AND EAT IT LATER”
I bet they gave Kame a Sunako lookalike doll to carry. That boy’s legs are so thin, they’d snap if he carried anything more than 5kgs.
“Greetings, I come in peace. Would you like to change your phone plan?”
“:O! YOU’RE JUST POSING AS A DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN. YOU’RE SEBASTIAN! AUNTY’S BUTLER!”
Cut to lolzy opening song. I LOVE THIS CHOREOGRAPHY, IT’S SO FUNNY XD
“So like, I should probably check on Sunako’s progress, seeing as how that’s my job”
“I WILL CUT YOUR TONGUES IF SHE’S STILL THE FREAK SHE WAS BEFORE SHE CAME” And no, I didn’t make that line up.
Meanwhile, Sunako and Little Boy (what’s his name???) are having a deep and meaningful conversation in the room they’ve been locked in.
Little Boy (seriously, I need a name) tells Sunako that he misses his mummy (AWWWW <3) and Sunako volunteers to be his temporary mum.
Sunako takes her new role of Temporary Mum very seriously and cooks mushrooms (WITH A NEW METHOD. NO MORE GRILLING)
OM NOM NOM
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE ATE IT SHE ATE IT SHE ATE IT. NOW SHE WILL DIE AND WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH OUR BOYS”
“THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HAS MELTED AND ALL THAT’S LEFT OF HER IS A BIG PUDDLE OF BLACK MATERIAL DDDD:”
*blinks* “um, you have really thin eyebrows…”
“THEY’RE EVEN THINNER THAN MINE. TEEHEEEE”
“LET ME SHOW YOU ALL THE COOL STUFF I CAN DO WITH MY EYEBROWS. THEY’RE ALMOST AS GOOD AS SIWON’S SIBROWS >D”
“LET’S HAVE A TEA PARTY, SEBASTIAN. I’M NO LONGER AFRAID OF DAYLIGHT AND THE UV RAYS ARE MAKING ME ALL GIRLY :DD”
“:OOOO SHE ATE PRINCESS MUSHROOMS !”
“Let me Google it”
“Princess mushrooms increase a woman’s estrogen levels…legend says that the only antidote is a Prince/true love’s kiss….”
“So do you have a webcam on this thing? I wanna check to see if my eyebrows are still shaped at perfect 45 degree angles”
Meanwhile…the fangirls are mad because instead of killing Sunako, they’ve made her MORE LIKE A GIRL :O
The new girly Sunako likes fugly dresses. She likes to wear the ugliest one and spread the others all over her room.
“Are you wearing a wig, or did you get a haircut O_O”
“I know the answer!”
Another day, another fugly outfit for Sunako.
“I don’t like the new Sunako..she wears ugly dresses ;____;”
The new Sunako also cooks disgusting food. TEGO DOES NOT APPROVE.
Sebastian creeps around the house and overhears Little Boy talking to the anatomical model about the Princess mushrooms.
WHAT IS THIS? SUNLIGHT IN SUNAKO’S BEDROOM??! Sebastian wants to sell all of Sunako’s old things so she won’t be reminded of what she used to be like (and change back).
“Like, for reals?”
Uchi does not approve
I LIKE LIKE THIS EMOTICON —> xP
“OH WOW YOU’RE GOOD. COME TO JE, WE WILL GUIDE YOU TO DO GREAT THINGS WITH YOUR TALENT.”
“Come look, Sunako. Before you started wearing ugly dresses, you collected ugly, freaky things!”
“I prefer the old Sunako…she didn’t wear fugly dresses ;___;”
“Alright then, I will sacrifice myself so that we won’t have to see the dresses again. I WILL KISS HER AND BREAK THE SPELL/poison”
“YOU DON’T MEAN….?”
“….HE’S REALLY DOING IT”
“MY FRIST KISS WAS STOLEN BY A PERVERT WITH THIN EYEBROWS ;__________;”
“MY EYEBROWS ARE NATURALLY THIN, OK. THEY’RE NATURAL”
Sebastian: “Um, you are aware that the effects of the mushroom will go away with time….”. Kame: “SAY WHAT?! I JUST RISKED GETTING MENINGITIS ;_;”
“Check this out, I managed to get a masseuse on my private jet ;) Oh yea, how’s Sunako?”
“Miss Sunako has been turned into a perfect lady”
“VICTORY IS MINE”
“I may have a cool hat, boys, but I’m not a nark. Au revoir!”
The next morning, Sunako goes shopping again and FALLS INTO A TRAP.
Crazy fangirls: “THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHAPED HOLE WILL BE THE END OF SUNAKO. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
End of Ep.2. I leave you all with this picture of Kame and his eyebrows to stare at until the Ep.3 post.
Ep.3 will be late cos I’m going to the Gold Coast for a week (leaving in a few hours :DD!!)